Monday, April 27, 2015

Uh! ...ever heard of Ryland Homes? If so, where would one place the flying vehicle? [*Quite "GARAGE TREE LINE" PERPLEXING!*]

While surfing the Web, years ago, I stumbled upon the foliage of the Ryland Homes-scape right into a garage door with a fully covered driveway. Shoot...I even signed up for one of the scariest mass email campaigns ever (a.k.a. the Ryland Homes mass email campaign). So, I suspected Web Department malfeasance, and considered the notion of a Web Developer awakened to the shocking Photoshop after-effects of a mad artist Web Designer on a "botch the photos directory" rampage. Now, after years of looking away towards Heaven with better ideas about garage ways, I decided to spill the beans on the "tree line shadow against the garage." Get my drift!

If Ryland Homes properties with missing garage ways were all placed in one township, and included in a "Twilight Zone" episode, then the episode could be called "Model Visitors Trip into Homes Unwelcomed by the Shadow of a Bush."

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Dear Lord God Almighty, please remove me from among the "Outer Limits" of housing standards "Twilight Zone" (a.k.a. Magic Pagan Neighborhood America).
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[NOTE: In 2015, Ryland Homes was renamed to CalAtlantic Homes (after a merger with Standard Pacific Homes), which was recently acquired by Lennar Corporation.]

Links:
* https://www.lennar.com/new-homes/texas/austin/leander/bryson
* https://www.lennar.com/new-homes/texas/austin/austin/greyrock/medici
* https://www.lennar.com/new-homes/texas/austin/austin/greyrock/tucson
* https://www.lennar.com/new-homes/california/sacramento/sacramento/the-cascade-collection-at-parkside

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2 comments:

  1. NOT AGAIN! Another Housing Company takes a Ryland Homes-style "walk on the bush and tree in a driveway side." SEE Link: https://www.davidweekleyhomes.com/new-homes/ut/salt-lake-city/salt-lake-city/the-cottages-at-ridgeview

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  2. Those are all model homes, which means they have offices inside the garage and do not use that as an actual garage for years. They don't want people parking directly in front of the model home, so they landscape it instead. Once the model home is sold, they take out the landscaping and pour the driveway. This is very typical for all builders.

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