Tuesday, April 30, 2019

*JOKE of year 2019*

What do you call a patient type awaiting ritualistic consideration in a Medical/Health Care hospital bed? An aesculapian snake in a sacred meditative state without a stand-in course of treatment.

[*DISCLAIMER: This is a "Twilight Zone" joke. I DO NOT SUPPORT MEDICAL/HEALTH CARE! I do not envision the in-bed-side manner of Medical/Health Care. 🧘]

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NOTE: Medical/Health Care is a heretical Healing Temple Order (a hugely blown out of proportion offshoot) of Ancient Greek Medical from the Temples of Asclepius, which were dedicated to the "Greek Mythology God of Healing" Asclepius (the God of the snake symbol on ambulances everywhere). In the Temples of Asclepius, the Priests, called Asclepiadae, included aesculapian snakes in healing rituals and worship of Gods. The snakes were considered to be sacred, and slithered on the floors throughout dormitories where the sick and injured rested.

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